When liars control the narrative,
reality becomes fiction. When the social pendulum is swung by deceit,
chaos is soon to follow. As degeneracy becomes a staple of American
society, those degenerates empowered via victimhood will eventually
bite the hand that feeds it. In a degenerate society, it's inevitable
that the “victim” and the society become one, eliminating the
power structure. At which time the society is either conquered by
alpha nations, or revolution swings the
social pendulum, restoring might is right. A good example of this paradigm beginning
to unfold can be witnessed in the recent Mizzou fiasco. The USA Today
provides a megaphone for “marginalized victims” with their
article Mizzou
African-American Football Players Join Protest for Removal of
President. I deemed it appropriate to format my critique in the
form of parody, as to personify the USA Today's intended audience's
mindset. Without further ado, the article begins with:
“A series of racist and allegedly
racist incidents at a growing number of schools including Yale, the
University of Oklahoma, Ithaca College and the University of
California, Los Angeles have sparked protests and petitions at
campuses nationwide.”
A series of racist
incidents? My goodness, that sounds terrible! Was somebody killed or
assaulted? Well, actually, no, but it sounds scary. For instance, in
the aforementioned Yale incident, a
white fraternity is accused of only wanting to party with white
girls. I know what you're thinking - no biggy, right? But white
guys who prefer to party with just white chicks are racist. I mean,
if they don't want to get drunk and bed black chicks too, they should
get kicked out of school for Christ's sake! Thankfully, hundreds
of Yale students marched in protest of this terrible atrocity in what
they deemed an act of “institutional racism.” If those little
bigots want to go to Yale, by God they better be willing to party
with black chicks.
And how could
anyone forget the horrific
injustice last year at the University of Oklahoma? Chanting a
song while drunk on a bus, just like privileged racists! Ugh!
Fortunately, the two primary chanters were exposed and promptly
expelled from school. And
the university proved that it wasn't racist by hiring Jabar Shumate
as it's new Chief Diversity Officer. Not sure what his
professional qualifications were, but at least he's black (as if a
white man even deserved an interview). After all, diversity just
means fewer white people, and that should be celebrated in academia.
Now that Jabar is enforcing diversity policies, all the future black
football players can feel safe in knowing that drunken chanting on a
bus by white frat members won't be tolerated at OU (blacks chanting
the racist, sexist lyrics of gangsta rap is different, so don't be
insensitive to black culture!).
If those two
examples weren't enough to validate the concept of institutional
racism, somebody (nobody knows who) allegedly took a dump in a
restroom at the University of Missouri and used the feces to
artistically create a swastika. Now this is big time! And if for one
second you think that there's a possibility a non-white did this,
you're a racist and should be fired from your job! Sure, a devout
Christian would never symbolize his faith with a cross of turds, but
racists will radiate hatred anyway they can. Yea, there
have been several instances of Jews being caught spray painting
swastikas in hate-crime hoaxes, but why would you bring that up?
Only a Holocaust denier would remember those facts.
The predominately
black football team (and just because they're getting a free
education for being able to run with a ball doesn't make them dumb)
joined the protest and agreed not to play football until the
president either resigned or wrote a handwritten letter stating that
he got his position of power due to his white male privilege (black
genetic privilege has nothing to do with blacks being able to run
fast with a ball, so stop thinking that way!). Missouri defensive
back Anthony Sherrils tweeted a picture of 30 black football players
with the following comment:
“The athletes of color on the
University of Missouri football team truly believe ‘Injustice
Anywhere is a threat to Justice Everywhere.’ We will no longer
participate in any football related activities until President Tim
Wolfe resigns or is removed due to his negligence toward marginalized
students’ experiences. WE ARE UNITED!!!!!”..
No!
White is not a color, it's a construct. So the white football players
are just football players and the black football players are part of
an exclusive, UNITED group of oppressed athletes of color (only
criteria being an athlete of color – excluding white, because white
isn't a color, dummy!). In other words, athletes of color are
racially cohesive, operating on an in-group/out-group dynamic, with
the out-group being “marginalized” to nothing more than an
oppressive construct. Understand?
He also tweeted:
“We're black. Black is
powerful...”
What do you mean
what would happen if a white football player tweeted the same thing?
Do we need to have another talk about slavery? Blacks can't be racist
because they don't have any power – remember? Duhh..
The social justice
warrior responsible for bringing these horrific accusations to light
is a “marginalized” black man named Jonathan Butler. He didn't
experience any name-calling (i.e. racism) personally, but after
hearing about it, he decided to dawn the SJW cape and starve himself
to death unless something was done. Who
better to take the cause of privileged oppression than one with a
family net worth of $20 million? The struggles he has endured for
notoriety can be summed up with one word: Heroic!
He wrote a letter
to the Missouri Board of Curators in which he gave the reason for his
actions:
“racist, sexist, homophobic, etc.,
incidents that have dynamically disrupted the learning experience
for marginalized/underrepresented students at the University of
Missouri.”
Oh my gosh! How was
this man able to graduate facing such adversity? It doesn't matter if
his “marginalization” lowered the academic standards for his
acceptance, or that his true “marginalization” is membership in
the wealthy (and oppressive) 1%. Why would that matter? He's a victim
regardless of the shiny, silver spoon hanging out of his mouth!
He went on to give
examples:
“MU canceling Planned Parenthood
contracts; a student drawing a swastika in feces inside a residence
hall; “peaceful demonstrators” being threatened with pepper
spray; and the Missouri Students Association president, Payton Head,
being called “the n-word” while on campus.”
How in the world
did a black guy get elected student body president at such a racist
university? That's odd. The school is only 7% black, and an obvious
haven for Neo-Nazis. Oh well, I'm sure his allegiance is with the
racist university and not black people. It's about color transcending
character to destroy the oppressive construct.
When Mr. Head was
asked by a Jewish student reporter about “systemic oppression on
campus” he replied:
“My friends are called racist
remarks every single day and the only reason you heard about my story
is because I’m president of the campus.”
Every single day
the elected student body president and his friends are called
racial epithets? Every. Single. Day. And yes, some random redneck
speeding by in a truck screaming racial epithets is a perfect example
of “systemic oppression on campus.” Every. Single. Day. I
know, I bet you're thinking he's lying. You probably never seen a
black guy get called the “n word” and just walk away, but just
because most black
guys act violently towards racist white guys doesn't mean you
should stereotype. And the fact that 12% of the population commits
over half of all violent crime is only because racist cops like to
arrest black people just because they're black. Geesh, I thought
everybody knew that. Were you not paying attention to what happened
in Ferguson when that gentle giant got shot by the cops for no
reason?
The reporter was so
moved by Mr Head's reply that he decided to talk about his own
experiences of racism on campus:
“I think that’s really powerful
right there. I’m Jewish, I’m in a Jewish fraternity, and I’ve
dealt with racism, I’ve been called things in bars.”
He didn't elaborate
on what kind of “things” he had been called, but I'm
positive “liar” wasn't one of them. No! No! Don't you dare
suggest that he might be the turd Nazi. I can't believe you!
After Mr Butler
admitted that the unbelievable acts of racism on the campus wasn't
Wolfe's fault, but rather his “responsibility to address,”
Wolfe agreed to meet with Mr Butler and listen to his concerns.
After the meeting, Wolfe
made a statement in which he said:
“I am very concerned about
Jonathan’s health. His voice for social justice is important and
powerful. He is being heard and I am listening. I am thankful for the
leadership provided by him and the other student leaders in raising
awareness of racism, injustice, and intolerance.”
Wolfe also
addressed racism on the campus:
“Racism does exist at our
university and it is unacceptable. It is a long-standing, systemic
problem which daily affects our family of students, faculty and
staff. I am sorry this is the case. I truly want all members of our
university community to feel included, valued and safe.”
He has to be a
crypto-racist! I can't believe he didn't say something racist like,
“90%
of all interracial crime is black-on-white.” What a wuss. Just
own it, dude!
With the football
team threatening to cancel the upcoming game against BYU, which would
cost the university upwards of a million dollars, Wolfe
and the Mizzou chancellor resigned, stating it was best for both
the university and community. With his team's record at 4-5, Coach
Pinkel sold out the administration for the sake of job security (and
not being called the “r word”), and even though coach of the year
is totally out of the question, Cuck of the year is a definite
possibility (you got my vote, coach).
It's so awesome
that the marginalized people can unite under the umbrella of
victimhood. Now we can be assured that the next president of Missouri
will be hired based on skin color and not qualifications. I mean,
seriously, who really cares about videos
of black mob violence on campus when somebody is called “things”
in a bar and a turd swastika is found in a dorm bathroom at 2 in the
morning? The status quo of the United Victims of America!
