Thursday, February 18, 2016

Exit Pluto, Enter Fatty



Since 1930 astronomers have told us Pluto was the 9th planet in our solar system. Now, they say Pluto isn't a planet, but a new massive planet (20x bigger than earth) nicknamed "Fatty" has supplanted Pluto.  In 2115, it will be discovered that Pluto wasn't a dwarf planet after all, and was mistaken for "Fatty"..

In other news, the average cat has 4.2 lives..

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