Friday, April 1, 2022

Don't Make The Black Kid Angry


Just another day in America, where a black kid gets angry and chases down a white kid in front of hundreds of people and sucker punches him from behind while he is running a race.

It's totally normal. It's one of the strengths of diversity. In fact, no charges were filed or anything because that might have even made things worse. So the white kid just accepted his dose of strength like a true American does.

I can hear the Karen's and Fellow Whites from miles away yelling: "You're only posting this because you're a racist! You wouldn't say anything if the races were reversed and the white kid had chased down the black kid and sucker punched him from behind."
I'm can't remember the last time a white kid chased down a black kid while he was running a race and sucker punched him from behind in front of hundreds of people, then just casually walked away like nothing happened. But, the Karen's and Fellow Whites wouldn't have to worry about me getting upset about it, because it would be international news. There would probably even be riots and looting peaceful protesting if the white kid didn't get some serious prison time for committing such an obvious racism.

Diversity is such a great strength for white countries that you just have to overlook random acts of violence at track meets. If your child gets attacked for making a black kid angry, they should just realize they were in the wrong and the entire family publicly apologize to the attacker and things will eventually blow over.

Just imagine how boring America would be without the joys of diversity. That white kid will be able to tell his grandchildren about the time he was running a race at a high school track meet and was chased down from behind and sucker punched because he was white winning the race. 

And think about all of those parents in the stands. It would have just been another boring track meet filled with gossip if not for diversity. White people are so boring!

That black kid will be treated like a hero in his school. And deservedly so. He single-handedly made track meets interesting again. The stands will be full every time he competes.

Diversity is our strength!




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